This is my silly attempt to write a sonnet.
Our First time
In a crowded bar I see you looking
Stealing flirtatious looks at each other
Your body language keeps me wondering
Move closer it would be a bother
You finally your way next to me
And we began to speak flirtatiously
“You need another drink, this ones for free”
I accepted his offer willingly
This perfect night was coming to an end
As he offered to walk me to my car
Oh wow I wish you’d be more than a friend
“Let’s go for a ride, it wouldn’t be far”
This opportunity I couldn’t miss
This was the night we shared our first kiss.
Despite our growing age, not much has changed
Laughing and giggling, it’s still the same
For we have vowed to never be estranged
We got through all the obstacles that came
You three have become like sisters to me
Through heartbreak, marriage, and two cute babies
No matter how crazy life comes to be
I know I’ll always have you three ladies
We’re the best of friends that’s surely agreed
For we have always been side by side
The day will come when I will get married
You three will be by me when I’m a bride
The friendship that we hold is hard to find
I hope that it will never be unwind
MAN HATER (draft)
The broke type
The needy type
The cocky type
Where is the “my kind of man” type
The pay for your dinner type
The “Let me buy you flowers cuz it’s Sunday” type
The “Baby you are beautiful just the way you are” type
Where have all the real men gone?
I’m tired if going out with broke ass mother fuckers
Who live to impress their equally broke ass friends
I’m sick of listening to you brag about how great you look
When bitch can’t even hold and intellectual conversation
I’m over having to deal with your exaggerations
For you very well know the best thing you ever did was get a date with me
I guess chivalry is dead
For the only men that roam the Earth
are those that lie and cheat
in the ones that mean the most to them.
You my friend are a black widow. You eat and prey on the vulnerable. When faced with a stronger opponent you run and scurry away and hide behind those you poisoned. Keep on spinning that web my friend, for soon enough you’ll get tangled up in your own web of bullshit ;)
Inspired by the black widow.
He whose character is the dept of a puddle will never understand the profoundness of someone whose character expanse the ocean.
Disaster Date #1
The awkward tension around the table was so thick you could cut it in half. The three guys sitting around the table sat wide eyed looking around the restaurant filled with nicely dressed people out for lunch. I couldn’t help but laugh at the situation. I couldn’t believe the awkward mess I got us into. This was not how I pictured our first date.
GUIDELINES TO NETWORKING
Rule #1: DO NOT NETWORK WITH CLOWNS
Rule #2: He must have a J-O-B!
Rule #3: He must have a car.
Rule #4: He must be taller than you.
Rule #5: Must atleast pay for half if not all of the bill when on a date.
Welcome to my world :]
2010 so far has been a big year for me. I would say, it has been a year of self discovery and exploration. Through this process of discovery and exploration, it has put me in situations, that I sometimes walk way from, scracthing my head, wondering “how the hell did I get myself into these type of shits?”
This year I decided to try something new. CASUAL DATING. You know, dating with no feelings involved. I figured it’s something different worth trying, because you don’t hear of too many people doing that here on Maui. I also wanted to try it out because in the past I have limited myself to guys that only fit a certain criteria. Which usually is the bad boy type, that don’t give a shit about anything. Well after a few heartbreaks, and the development of trust issues, casual dating is a good way to broaden my horizons with men, put myself out there and to figure out what exactly it is I want in a guy.
So this is where our adventure begins.